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NB: This Is A Blog About My Stalker ~ Part Of The Ongoing Saga
Such A Good Idea For A Working Holiday
In September 2011 my friend Ebony Renee and I decided to go to Malta for a week on a working holiday. There had been other escorts we knew who'd been previously and a client of mine has a villa there so it seemed like a nice idea. We advertised and had lots of emails so we decided that we would work a couple of days and then to tour the islands and take photos of the incredible architecture and beautiful untouched coves.
We arrived at around 6pm and as we collected our cases and walked through the 'Nothing To Declare' bit we were surrounded by 8~12 people who huddled us off to a side bit. We were looking at each other in sheer amazement as the head guy abruptly said to me "are you carrying anything that you shouldn't have?" In a rather bewildered voice I nervously said "no" and the reason for my nerves was purely for the fact that Renee had her big fat strap on in her case and I had various other toys. We knew that prostitution was legal but I was a little confused at why we'd been stopped. Renee is a 6ft black girl from London who towered above most of the officers and I felt that they were awaiting for her to make a run for it because they all watched intently and I found myself actually giggling. I was kinda waiting for Jeremy Beadle to jump out and say "you've been pranked"
Jokes Aside Love
Alas, no, there was no joking on the part of the customs officers. Renee said to me that she "knew" we were about to be stopped as her 7th sense kicked in as we collected the cases... R E A L L Y?
So the head honcho started to have our belongings opened and searched as several hundred passengers waltzed passed looking on in astonishment at how we were being shouted at by this man! Our handbags were searched with a fine tooth comb, lining aswell. Our cases were slowly emptied and every single item was shown to the head honcho as we stood and tried not to giggle...condoms...strap on...lingerie...tissues...lube...more lube...panties...killer heels....little black dress....stockings....more lube...baby wipes....make up....tampax...creams....swim wear....more lube....flavoured condoms....whips....boots...you get the gist! The Honcho kept saying over and over "tell me where the package is" and "what are you carrying"? At one point the silly officer dropped my Chanel Chance Perfume on the floor and it broke, making the whole airport smell like a whores bouidoir....
Don't Open A Womans Suitcase!
There was a little side room where Renee was taken by two female officers She was gone for about 20 minutes and I was getting the feeling that we'd be here a while. Renee has a really funny humor and when she came back out of that room she looked at me straight in the face and said "you aint gonna like this" It was my turn to be humiliated although I've watched Border Force enough times to know what was coming...
Strip searches are never that nice but to be honest, if you know you don't have anything hidden up your ass, you kind of have to laugh a little. It was when the lady asked me to crouch down and she placed a mirror under me that I really had to keep in the shriek!
Try Not To
When they'd found nothing I was getting the vibe that they were really pissed off. They even went through the cases again and were looking through my diary when the honcho looked up at me and said "what's a blow and go"? I did giggle at this point but it was a very embarrassing situation with the other officers looking on and waiting for me to answer. We were questioned extensively and learnt that he was the Chief of Drug Squad, Malta and that he had received intelligence that we were 'drug mules' ARE YOU SERIOUS....this was Renee and not Semolina the druggie you refer to. Renee did like too much caffeine but as for narcotics "IZ IT COZ ME BLACK?" and all that.
Malta Vice Squad ~ Lovely People
I asked to speak to the nice looking lady who hadn't spoken yet and it was explained to me that she was VICE. Apparently they were also tipped off....omg, we were famous, this was a high profile B U S T
I was taken to a corner with her and I explained who we were and why we were there. I told her about the Nasty piece of uneducated shit called Nicola Meaby who was clearly responsible for this report. The lady was lovely (good cop/bad cop) and she said not to worry and that the Honcho had a rather large ego and was really pissed that he didn't find anything. She said that we were just to cooperate with him and that she would ensure we were looked after. I had to believe her.
Am I Carrying Anything?
The funniest thing was when they searched Renee's bag. She had 5 mobile phones! Now in a Maltese Head of Drug Squad eyes, that makes you guilty as hell....I was actually wetting myself laughing and looking at Renee, whispering "oh no...you are SO busted girl" They wanted to know why 5 phones and then proceeded to tag them and bag them! The Honcho was making it really clear that he still didn't believe we weren't drug carriers and he decided that if they weren't in the luggage then they would be in our stomachs! Oh My Actual God.....It was like Faulty Towers Airport! He said "This is your last chance to confess, ARE YOU CARRYING ANYTHING?" We agreed to accompany him and the gang to the hospital to complete their tests.
Cm'on 5 Mobiles?
By this time it was around midnight and Renee started to get really narky (grumpy) I'll cut the story short.
We went to the hospital and had to have a scan of our stomachs, blood pressure and other obs for a couple of hours. As soon as they realised that we were telling the truth and had no drugs, they changed tactics. It was like we were their best friends. They apologised and explained that it had to be taken seriously and that the person who had sent the false report would be in serious trouble if they caught her. Luckily, we both have a really good sense of humor and we ended up getting a lift to our hotel and an invite to lunch at the Police Station the following day. Chief Inspector Camillieri wanted to meet us to give an official apology and to take a statement about the nutter who made the fake report.
It's A Matter Of Time Meaby!
We went to meet him and what a really lovely man he was. At the end of the meeting he gave us his card and said that we were more than welcome back to Malta at any time and he would like to know where ever we stayed so that he could ensure our safety.
Below, you will see emails sent to me by N**** M******** aka Nasty Nat clearly stating that she has reported me to various countries. She has done this to several girls but how stupid must she be to admit it in black and white!
Stop Playing The Victim You Evil Bitch!
PLEASE NOTE THAT THE EMAIL ADDRESS SHE USED IS THE SAME ONE THAT SHE'S USED TO SEND THINGS TO LUCY JONES AND EBONY RENEE
From: kippbortoff1970@hotmail.com
To: psa@moi.gov.qa
Subject: PROSTITUTES!
Date: Wed, 24 Aug 2011 20:13:18 +0100
To: psa@moi.gov.qa
Subject: PROSTITUTES!
Date: Wed, 24 Aug 2011 20:13:18 +0100
This e mail is just to let you know that there is a well known prostitutes heading your way, she will probably be over sometime after Ramadan, sometime in September. She has a drink and drug addictions.
she is from the UK, about 5ft6 with blonde hair, she has a very distinctive tattoo on her left forearm which is quite big. She big built ( over weight )
blonde hair is named Clare Fordham Russell, from Kent,
She is well known in the ME for trying to sell drugs along with her body.
Be very cautious!
I will add some links to her website below: I have attached a face picture of Claire but it is old and she has longer hair now.
http://millystrikermassage.yolasite.com
From: kippbortoff1970@hotmail.com
To: info@caa.gov.qa
Subject: PROSTITUTES!
Date: Wed, 24 Aug 2011 20:18:59 +0100
This e mail is just to let you know that there is a well known prostitutes heading your way, she will probably be over sometime after Ramadan, sometime in September. She has a drink and drug addictions.
she is from the UK, about 5ft6 with blonde hair, she has a very distinctive tattoo on her left forearm which is quite big. She big built ( over weight )
blonde hair is named Clare Fordham Russell, from Kent,
She is well known in the ME for trying to sell drugs along with her body.
Be very cautious!
I will add some links to her website below: I have attached a face picture of Claire but it is old and she has longer hair now.
http://millystrikermassage.yolasite.com
Oh dear, think I must have sent same e mail to just about everywhere!
From: kippbortoff1970@hotmail.com
To: info@dohaairport.com
Subject: PROSTITUTES!
Date: Wed, 24 Aug 2011 20:21:32 +0100
From: kippbortoff1970@hotmail.com
To: inquiry@rop.gov.om
Subject: RE: Royal Oman Police - Prostitutes
Date: Sun, 15 May 2011 13:44:29 +0000
Hun, 2 can play at your games!!! If you don't fuck off then expect more!! I have done the same in Qatar!!
From: inquiry@rop.gov.om
To: kippbortoff1970@hotmail.com
Subject: Royal Oman Police - Prostitutes
Date: Mon, 2 May 2011 07:32:32 +0400
Thank you for using our report a crime Service
Your question How do I report a prostitute to police has been added and your information regarding the 3 prostitutes is now on file so as when they arrive their passports will be flagged on the internet along with the extra details you forwarded.
Below is the reference number for your if you need to contact us please use this.
Reference Number : 53DE261C
From: kippbortoff1970@hotmail.com
To: info@dohaairport.com
Subject: PROSTITUTES!
Date: Wed, 24 Aug 2011 20:21:32 +0100
This e mail is just to let you know that there is a well known prostitutes heading your way, she will probably be over sometime after Ramadan, sometime in September. She has a drink and drug addictions.
she is from the UK, about 5ft6 with blonde hair, she has a very distinctive tattoo on her left forearm which is quite big. She big built ( over weight )
blonde hair is named Clare Fordham Russell, from Kent,
She is well known in the ME for trying to sell drugs along with her body.
Be very cautious!
I will add some links to her website below: I have attached a face picture of Claire but it is old and she has longer hair now.
http://millystrikermassage.yolasite.com
FW: Royal Oman Police - Prostitutes
From: kippbortoff1970@hotmail.com
To: inquiry@rop.gov.om
Subject: RE: Royal Oman Police - Prostitutes
Date: Sun, 15 May 2011 13:44:29 +0000
Hun, 2 can play at your games!!! If you don't fuck off then expect more!! I have done the same in Qatar!!
From: inquiry@rop.gov.om
To: kippbortoff1970@hotmail.com
Subject: Royal Oman Police - Prostitutes
Date: Mon, 2 May 2011 07:32:32 +0400
Thank you for using our report a crime Service
Your question How do I report a prostitute to police has been added and your information regarding the 3 prostitutes is now on file so as when they arrive their passports will be flagged on the internet along with the extra details you forwarded.
Below is the reference number for your if you need to contact us please use this.
Reference Number : 53DE261C
NOW YOU CAN SEE WHAT A CRUEL, UNHINGED AND CALCULATED BITCH THIS WOMAN IS
Good for you girl - show those bitches what a real hard faced biatch she really is or should i say how many faces she has -
ReplyDeleteHow awful and this ladies if should it happen to know we all know who reported us - i think it's called INSURANCE xx